Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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