She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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