Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
