R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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