but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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