Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Randomize
