You surviving the open bar?
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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
dude. I can hear the air.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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