Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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