And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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