Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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