my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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