i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
handjob tips. give me some.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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