Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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