if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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