Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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