Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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