dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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