She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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