I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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