I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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