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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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