I must be too annoying 4 u.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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