Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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