direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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