Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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