Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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