So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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