with your own penis?
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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