I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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