Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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