I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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