there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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