If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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