I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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