yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
