We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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