this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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