found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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