Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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