Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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