Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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