His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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