I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Someone signed my nipple.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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