Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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