I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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