i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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