Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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