how can u be prego again
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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