It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I want to be your penis for a week.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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