You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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