Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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