you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Come see our sink grown plant.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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