no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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