North Korea, Best Korea!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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