Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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