I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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