Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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