go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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