We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
